Comedian, Liverpool fan and king of the retro kit James Allen is this week's guest on The Comedian's Football Podcast.
Find out which teams a young James naively supported, which Liverpool player saw him cry, and just how satisfying he finds legs breaks.
The guys talk about England fandom, the inevitable tears that follow, and their mutual love of rubbish world cup games.
James takes on the most stressful quiz in podcast history, The Hotseat, and there's all the other regular features too!
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